- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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