What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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