What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A gay man watches football.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

I'm homeless.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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