A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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