- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

white or wheat? wheat please.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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