- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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