- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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