Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Yes

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Tunechi

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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