- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

David Cameron

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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