What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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