- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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