Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Chris is hairy

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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