- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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