- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Paper or plastic? Yes...

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Chick Norris... Enough said

The child was fired from his job.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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