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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

All of these jokes are about white people

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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