Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Donald Trump

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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