- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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