- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Apple hates Blackberry.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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