- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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