What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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