what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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