- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

your no better than a cockroach

Who has no penis Religious Believers

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

knock knock... ...no answer

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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