How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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I have a really funny joke.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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i dont fisish anythi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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