- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Chris is hairy

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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