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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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