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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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american idol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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