- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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