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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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