Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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