- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

the economy.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

woman's rights

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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