Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Heskey time.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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