- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

My cat just died.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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