What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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