- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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