What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

call me maybe.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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