- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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