What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

the economy.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

woman's rights

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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