What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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