A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A gay man watches football.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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