- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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