A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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