a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Blacks

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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