- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What did the man say to his doctor?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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