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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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