- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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