- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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