- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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