- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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