A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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