Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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i'm hard

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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