The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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