- Anti Joke

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M