- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What rhymes with milk...milf

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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