Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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