What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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