- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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