School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

womens rights

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Knock knock It's open, come in

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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