- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Whats green? The color green.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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