Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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