a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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a black man pays his child support

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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