- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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