What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

If you just read this, You're dead.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

You're welcome. On to the next house.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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