Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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