Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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