- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A miserable man committed suicide.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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