what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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