Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What do I hate? people

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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