Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Go away still nothing to see

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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