- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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