What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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dallen loves penis

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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