I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Japan

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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