- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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