- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

You are joking right?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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