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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

My cat just died.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

God is real.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

No it doesnt..

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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