why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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