Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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