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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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