yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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