- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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