- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

you will like this because i am black.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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