- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??