- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Refridgerator.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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