Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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