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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Dead girls can't say no.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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