Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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autistic kids rock

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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