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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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