- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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