What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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