- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why do fat people commit suicide

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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