I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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