An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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