A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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human centipede

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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