- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

You know what's cool? Yep.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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