What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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