- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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