- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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