- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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