- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

The New York Giants

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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