- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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