Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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