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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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