Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

a black man walks out of popeyes

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A miserable man committed suicide.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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