Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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