What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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