- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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