Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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