Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Anti Joke

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