- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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