Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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