why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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