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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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