- Anti Joke

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

knock knock come in

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.