- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Cripples are lame.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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