- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I don't believe in giraffes.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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