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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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