- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's stupid a light bulb.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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