- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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