- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Phew... it's gone.

Yellow People !!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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