A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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