- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Allah walked into AK Bar

the economy.

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