Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Latvia isn't a joke

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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