Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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