Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Anti Joke

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