What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

quantum physics?

if you don't like this you're gay

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

i'm hard

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Anti Joke

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