- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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