What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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school homewrok

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Anti Joke

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