- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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