Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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knock knock? come in

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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my penis

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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