Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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You idiot.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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