- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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