- Anti Joke

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A drunk guy walks into a car

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication